Despite downplaying rumors that he will replace the recently fired Charlie Weis as head coach at Notre Dame, Oklahoma coach Bob Stoops was spotted house hunting in South Bend on his day off.

"Just because I happen to be in South Bend, Indiana does not mean I am leaving Oklahoma to become the new head coach of the Fighting Irish," said Stoops at an open house. "Real estate happens to be a hobby of mine, and this particular six bed, four and a half bath home is well below market value. It"s simply an investment opportunity."

Hines Ward made no secret that he was upset with his quarterback, Ben Roethlisberger, who didn't play in last night's 20-17 overtime loss to the Ravens due to a concussion. Ward feels Roethlisberger let his team down by not playing, and thinks Big Ben should have gone against doctors orders and been on the field.

Tiger Woods has said virtually nothing regarding the traffic accident outside his home early Friday morning. Although Woods has avoided speaking about the the crash, choosing to keep this a private matter, Woods is adamant that the cuts on his face were in no way caused by the Gillette Fusion Razor.

With a dramatic, last second touchdown, Vince Young and the Tennessee Titans became BCS Champions by defeating Matt Leinart and the Arizona Cardinals. It was the second time Young has led a team to a BCS Championship victory over an opponent quarterbacked by Leinart, a fact totally overlooked by the media.

The citizens of Las Vegas have begun the wild celebration consisting of going about the simple routines of their day, following the Las Vegas Locomotives winning the inaugural United Football League championship.

Tiger Woods was injured in a minor car accident outside his home early Friday morning, where he allegedly ran into a fire hydrant and a tree in his neighbor's yard. Phil Mickelson insists this shows just how awful Tiger Woods is at anything but golf, and that he is the best driver in the PGA.

An obviously angered turducken attacked John Madden this past Thanksgiving, eating most of Madden's right arm and his entire left foot. The turducken was most likely set off by Madden's constant flaunting of his love for the rare bird, and decided to give Madden a feel for what turduckens are forced to endure every Thanksgiving.

Off to a dismal 3-12 start to the season, the New York Knicks do not have much to be thankful for. However, the team has found a silver lining this Thanksgiving, and are giving thanks they aren't the Nets.

Propelled by the Thanksgiving Day push that comes from playing in front of a sold out crowd and a national television audience, the Detroit Lions fought there way to a narrow 22-point defeat at the hands of the Green Bay Packers.