C.C. Sabathia Tests Positive for Cheesecake
Written by Andy   
Sunday, 09 August 2009 11:38

C.C. Sabathia
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More shocking baseball news from the Yankees. It was revealed today by an anonymous source from the New York Post that New York Yankees pitcher C.C. Sabathia has tested positive for cheesecake.

"Technically, it's not banned by Major League Baseball, and I guess it's just a dessert and not drugs," says the source. "But we like to create juicy news from literally nothing. C.C.'s a big dude, and he didn't get that way by eating carrot sticks or leafy green vegetables."

The same source also confirmed that other pitchers including David Wells, Bartolo Colon, and Bobby Jenks have tested positive for performance enhancing desserts.


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