LeBron James says that he is willing to initiate the movement for all players to pay homage to Michael Jordan. He says he will lead that movement by switching his number from 23 to 6 next season, and by publicly insulting everyone he has ever met, taking a cue from Jordan's hall of fame speech.

"If you see 23 you think of Michael Jordan," said James "If you think of arrogant speeches brimming with insults toward people that have contributed to your life, you think of Michael Jordan."

LeBron has already begun to compile the list of people he will include in his verbal beatdown at his next public speaking engagement.

"Well, first I have to say my teachers did absolutely nothing for me. After all, I didn't even go to college. Some education. Even though I liked most of them, I'll have to include my past teammates on the list, plus all my coaches and the people that brought me to Cleveland. Then there was that one dude that dunked on me. The Sprite people have been nothing but annoying, and Nike totally rubs me the wrong way. Wow. This could take awhile. I didn't realize being absolutely thankless could be such hard work."  

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