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With so many things on his plate during a busy off-season, Vikings head coach Brad Childress says he has been unable to find the time to talk with back-up quarterback Tarvaris Jackson. Childress has promised that he'll find a better time to speak to Jackson, but his schedule is just too hectic right now.

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In the face of a currently weak Detroit area economy, several football players were still able to find high paying jobs with the Detroit Lions. Newly signed defensive end Kyle Vanden Bosch hopes to be a positive example and an inspiration to residents of the Motor City that are still searching for gainful employment.

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The entire city of New Orleans erupted into jubilant celebration after the Saints won the first Super Bowl in franchise history, bringing some much needed joy to the residents of Louisiana's largest city. However one man, R.J. Chapman, 29, quickly grew tired of pretending to enjoy the Saints' victory, and uneasily confessed to several of his closest friends that he's not really a Saints fan.

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Upon learning that he will be inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame, career rushing leader Emmit Smith said he was 'belated' to get 'vetoed' into the Hall, to take his place next to other all-time greats.

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With the Pro Bowl creeping closer and closer, Carolina Panthers quarterback Jake Delhomme is hopeful about ten more quarterbacks announce their intentions to skip the game, opening up a roster spot for him alongside the game's best.

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Despite the Vikings season having just ended, and her husband in need of physical and mental rest, Brett Favre's wife Deanna has imposed a deadline for him to take out the trash. She says she's very supportive of his desire to relax and clear his head, but would like him to assist with simple household chores as his lack of action is starting to affect the lives of others.

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Bobby C. Payner of New Orleans, 43, was nearing his breaking point, and felt he didn't have much left to live for. But after the Saints pulled off the awe inspiring feat of winning an important football game, he has decided to finally rebuild his life, and his home.

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Several weeks of uncontrolled, lengthy binges on Double Stuf Oreos have left Giants quarterback Eli Manning sixty pounds overweight. Manning had been training for an upcoming Double Stuf race by eating absurd amounts of Oreo cookies on a daily basis.