The usually reliable fake laughter on FOX NFL Sunday's pregame show was interrupted today with some actual analysis by former NFL head coach Jimmy Johnson. Dialogue that involved actual football completely befuddled the show's host, Curt Menefee.

Following an emotionally charged meal that consisted of healthy portions of ribs, chicken wings, and beef tips, Jets coach Rex Ryan immediately broke into a profuse meat sweat. This comes on the heels of him apparently crying in front of his players during a Monday team meeting.

Bill Belichick sent a strong message to his defense by going for it on 4th and 2 from his own 28 yard line, clearly insinuating they had no chance of stopping Peyton Manning and the Colts. He further rubbed it in to his defensive players that he has no use for them, when after the game, he left them stranded at the Indianapolis airport.

Following his horrific five interception performance, Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler was hoping to enjoy a nice quiet breakfast by himself at a Chicago area Burger King. Unfortunately for Cutler, another customer waiting next to him in line intercepted his order.

Starting out this season, Drew Brees of the New Orleans Saints had several personal goals in mind. One of those goals was to be named mid-season MVP by several sportswriters and bloggers. Brees has performed well enough to earn that distinction from several people in printed publications as well as across the internet.

Despite finally winning a game, a dramatic come from behind 38-28 victory over the Packers, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and their fans still feel that their throwback, creamsicle jerseys are still kind of gay looking.

Joey Porter makes no secret of his dislike for the New England Patriots and Tom Brady, and the special treatment he perceives they receive from the league. According to Pro Football Talk, Porter stated in an interview that aired on the NFL Network that he felt Brady has a special set of rules just for him. Today, Tom Brady has enforced those rules, and has banned Joey Porter from the NFL.

Roy Williams has voiced some displeasure with his quarterback Tony Romo. Despite putting in a good deal of work together in the offseason, Williams feels that he and Romo are not on the same page, as Williams has only 14 receptions this season. He is now accusing Tony Romo of throwing the ball to better receivers.

The Detroit Lions were on the losing end in arguably one of the worst matchups in NFL history over the weekend. The 1-5 Lions were defeated by the 0-7 Rams, ending the Rams' 17 game losing streak. This week, Detroit looks to rebound from the loss, as the organization has decided to give up football entirely.

Cleveland quarterback Derek Anderson has struggled mightily since replacing Brady Quinn. This past weekend, Anderson managed to complete a pass, six in fact, and completely confused Cleveland fans that happened to look at the box score of the Browns latest loss, a 30-6 defeat at the hands of the Bears.