Following an emotionally charged meal that consisted of healthy portions of ribs, chicken wings, and beef tips, Jets coach Rex Ryan immediately broke into a profuse meat sweat. This comes on the heels of him apparently crying in front of his players during a Monday team meeting.

"I don't know what the deal is with me and watery discharges lately," said Ryan, wiping some type of greasy liquid substance from his face. "So what, I cry in front of my team, and I get the meat sweats if I eat a meal brewing with emotion. And meat. Lots of meat. There's something about wings, ribs and beef tips that just gets my juices flowing."

Despite the crying and the meat sweats, Ryan says that he does not plan to change who he is.

"I'm just being true to myself. I shed some tears when I lose a football game. When I eat six to ten pounds of food under stress I sweat like I'm sitting in a sauna. I'm just being me."

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