Really Clever Taunts Aimed At Donovan McNabb Suddenly Useless
Written by Andy   
Monday, 05 April 2010 23:03
Washington Redskins new quarterback Donovan McNabb holds a jersey, after head coach Mike Shanahan introduced McNabb to the team, at a press conference at Redskins Park in Ashburn, Virginia on April 6, 2010. The Philadelphia Eagles traded McNabb to the Washington Redskins for a pair of draft picks in the upcoming NFL draft. UPI/Kevin Dietsch Photo via Newscom

As a result of the Donovan McNabb trade to the Washington Redskins, some new and clever taunts aimed at McNabb have suddenly become useless. Twenty-seven-year-old Tyson Suskrand, a lifelong Eagles fan from suburban Philadelphia, had been working tirelessly on some fresh new taunts for McNabb, but will now be unable to use them.

"I was disappointed when I heard the news," said Suskrand. "Not so much because McNabb got traded. I've been shouting in support of that for years. It's because my oh-so-perfect taunts intended specifically for McNabb are outdated and totally useless."

Suskrand spent months perfecting some 'really clever' taunts, but says he erred by making them too specific to McNabb playing for his hometown Eagles.

"Most of my new stuff dealt with trading McNabb, or benching McNabb. Typcial stuff, but I had some really cool twists that would have been hilariously funny. I'm talking top notch. Now that he plays for the Redskins, it wouldn't make any sense for me to yell 'trade McNabb' or 'put in Kolb'. Plus some profanity of course. I'd look like a total idiot."

"Sure I can still yell, 'McNabb, you're terrible!' when the Redskins come to town, but that's not very original. It's not all that fun telling a guy he sucks unless he plays for the Eagles anyway."

Suskrand said later he may try to modify his taunts in order to direct them at Kevin Kolb, and wonders why the Eagles think he can play quarterback in the first place.

 

The aftershock: even his haters don't like McNabb Trade (Eagles Eye)
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