An obviously angered turducken attacked John Madden this past Thanksgiving, eating most of Madden's right arm and his entire left foot. The turducken was most likely set off by Madden's constant flaunting of his love for the rare bird, and decided to give Madden a feel for what turduckens are forced to endure every Thanksgiving.

"He seemingly came out of nowhere, probably out of the woods next to where we were staying," said Madden, recovering in a hospital near his home. "And let me tell 'ya, he was pretty pissed off too. It was almost like he had a score to settle or something. "

Due to the attack, Madden says he will be more careful with the cross breeding of his poultry.

"I should have known that an attack like that was going to happen sooner or later. I kept wanting to grow 'em bigger and bigger. That's what I get for carelessly breeding turkeys and ducks and chickens without thinking about the consequences. The absolutely delicious consequences."

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