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Written by Andy
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Tuesday, 08 December 2009 17:43 |

In what looks like a blatant move to protect their brand, Gatorade has announced that Tiger Woods drinks Powerade. This news comes curiously on the heels of Gatorade discontinuing their Tiger Focus product.
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Written by Andy
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Monday, 30 November 2009 13:15 |
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Tiger Woods has said virtually nothing regarding the traffic accident outside his home early Friday morning. Although Woods has avoided speaking about the the crash, choosing to keep this a private matter, Woods is adamant that the cuts on his face were in no way caused by the Gillette Fusion Razor.
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Written by Andy
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Friday, 27 November 2009 20:59 |

Tiger Woods was injured in a minor car accident outside his home early Friday morning, where he allegedly ran into a fire hydrant and a tree in his neighbor's yard. Phil Mickelson insists this shows just how awful Tiger Woods is at anything but golf, and that he is the best driver in the PGA.
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Written by Andy
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Tuesday, 24 November 2009 00:09 |

Jimmy Johnson completed what some fans are calling an incredible athletic feat over the weekend by driving a car en route to winning his fourth straight Sprint Cup Championship, proving he is the best in the world. At driving a car. NASCAR fans cannot stop singing his praises.
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Written by Andy
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Sunday, 08 November 2009 22:46 |
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Tommy Whetson, a writer for Sportscenter on ESPN succumbed to procrastination in the writing of his nightly script, and was forced to plagiarize old Seinfeld episodes, claiming the material was originally his. This comes on the heels of an apparent plagiarizing issue between ESPN and Pro Football Talk.
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Written by Andy
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Wednesday, 04 November 2009 11:59 |
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After seeing Steven Colbert and the Colbert Nation sponsoring the U.S. Speed Skating team, Tom Richmond of Pensacola, Florida thought he'd like to get on board with the Winter Olympic publicity machine. Richmond, the owner, director and sole talent of his local cable access show The Richmond Rules, has decided to donate his old socks to the U.S. Hockey team.
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Written by Andy
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Monday, 02 November 2009 12:01 |
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Real Fake Sports is excited to move to the Bloguin network! Much appreciation to everyone at Bloguin that put time into helping set up the site. It looks great!
I started Real Fake Sports because I have a very sarcastic sense of humor, and tend to find things funny while watching sports or sports news coverage. I also like reading sites like the Onion or the Sports Pickle, so I thought I'd try to write stuff myself. I don't write anything serious (or real for that matter), and look to make fun of pro and major college sports as sarcastically as possible. Everything is completely made up.
Thanks again to everyone at Bloguin for the work on the site, and for inviting me to join the network. I look forward to taking over the internet with you. |
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Written by Andy
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Saturday, 31 October 2009 09:23 |

Andre Agassi, in excerpts released for his upcoming book, has revealed several shocking things about his life. Among those admissions are the use of crystal meth, and wearing a hair piece . Perhaps the most shocking admission of all, is that Agassi admitted he never actually played tennis.
"It was hard for me to come to terms with that," said Agassi. "I mean, my image was that I was this professional tennis player, when I never actually played tennis. It was hard to fake that for all these years. Still not quite sure how we pulled that one off."
Other less believable claims Agassi makes in his book about his life include being named the MVP of Super Bowl XXXVI, winning eight consecutive Nathan's hot dog eating contests, and that he invented the iPod. |
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Written by Andy
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Wednesday, 14 October 2009 11:21 |

With much opposition in his attempt to purchase a share of the St. Louis Rams, Rush Limbaugh has shifted his attention to joining the Serenity Now Fantasy Football League. Such a move is widely opposed by current league owners.
"Rush Limbaugh? No way," said Lou Meyers, owner of Brian Westbrook's MRI Experience. "We can't have such a polarizing figure as a part of our league. It would not be good for our image."
Mitchell Tompkins, co-owner of That's What She Said, agrees.
"A fantasy football owner cannot be making public statements that we all know Rush will make from time to time. What would people think of us, if we are affiliated with such comments? Besides, I don't want him talking about fantasy football trade proposals or other transactions on the radio before they happen. We take tampering in our league very seriously." |
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