Phil Mickelson Insists He's A Better Driver Than Tiger Woods
Written by Andy   
Friday, 27 November 2009 20:59

Tiger Woods was injured in a minor car accident outside his home early Friday morning, where he allegedly ran into a fire hydrant and a tree in his neighbor's yard. Phil Mickelson insists this shows just how awful Tiger Woods is at anything but golf, and that he is the best driver in the PGA.

"I am clearly the most superior driver on tour," said Mickelson, puffing out his chest. "I would have easily avoided a stationary fire hydrant and a tree in my neighbor's yard, given how awesome I am behind the wheel of a car."

Mickelson hopes this is an early indication of several other shortcomings for Tiger Woods.

"We've conceded he's the best golfer out there, but it's reassuring we could be better than Tiger at normal activities of everyday life. He's already shown that he's incompetent at driving, and I'll bet he's terrible at mowing the lawn, weeding his garden or simply shopping for groceries. What a horrible life he must lead."

Photo from fOTOGLIF



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