Tiger Adamant Facial Cuts Not Caused By Gillette Fusion
Written by Andy   
Monday, 30 November 2009 13:15

Tiger Woods has said virtually nothing regarding the traffic accident outside his home early Friday morning. Although Woods has avoided speaking about the the crash, choosing to keep this a private matter, Woods is adamant that the cuts on his face were in no way caused by the Gillette Fusion Razor.

"The Gillette Fusion Razor is the finest razor on the market," said Woods. "We have five blades to the other guys three or four. It is such a superior razor. There is no way it would have caused these cuts on my face. The Mach3 would have most likely ripped all of my skin completely off the bone and I would have probably bled to death."

When pressed for pertinent details of the accident, such as why was he leaving his home at 2:30 am, how did he lose control of his vehicle, or was there any possibility of domestic violence, Woods continued to beam about the Gillette Fusion.

"I cannot say enough about how smooth of a shave I get with the Gillete Fusion. An incredible cut free shave. Using the Gillette Fusion as well as Gillette's fantastic shaving gels, after shaves and lotions saved my life."

Woods finally stopped rambling about Gillette, only lecture at great length about the hydrating qualities of Gatorade.

Photo from fOTOGLIF



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