Mired in a three day dry spell, Tiger Woods has asked Jesper Parnevik if he knows any available women. Parnevik set Woods up with his wife, Elin Nordgren, who was Parnevik's nanny prior to marrying Woods. With Nordgren apparently out of the country to get away from her unfaithful husband, Woods has reached out to Jesper yet again to hopefully find a woman.

"I realize he's upset with me betraying the trust of Elin and all by cheating on her with, what's the count up to now? Eleven? With eleven women, but even my mistresses are turning on me so I was kind of hoping he'd be a friend. It's gotta be somewhere in the 'Guy Code' doesn't it?"

Parnevik, however, thinks it is ridiculous for Woods to even think that he'll talk to him, much less set Woods up with another one of his female acquaintances.

"No I will not set him up with anyone!" said and outraged Parnevik. "He's clearly delusional if he thinks I'd even consider it. The only thing I'll be introducing him to is my driver upside his head!"

Having exhausted his other options, and with no mistress to turn to, Woods still feels that Parnevik, despite his current anger and mistrust towards Tiger, is his best chance to find another woman.

"He hooked me up once, so I think deep down he'd be willing to help me again," said Woods. "In fact, he doesn't even have to know her that well this time. Maybe he'll be a little less involved emotionally that way. It could be a checkout girl, or a waitress, or just some girl whose picture he saw in a magazine. Really, it doesn't matter. It's not like I'm looking for anything serious."

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