The NFL is placing a new concussion policy in locker rooms around the league to remind players that violent, hard-hitting collisions will still be pretty awesome, as well as really entertaining. According to commissioner Roger Goodell, the document is a must read for every NFL player.

Cowboys rookie Dez Bryant wants no part in a training camp tradition of performing chores and errands for veterans, and has refused to carry the dead weight of WR Roy Williams. Bryant says he has too many other things to concern himself with as he goes through the process of adjusting to the NFL.

As training camp is about to start, Vikings QB Tarvaris Jackson wanted to show the team how excited he was for another season to begin. He sent an RSVP last week, and has been following up repeatedly to remind the team he'll be there when players report.

Not wanting to deal with any potential fines, suspensions or embarrassment , Astros AAA outfielder Grady Keppler is really hoping he'll be called up to the bigs soon before he is asked to take a drug test, ultimately revealing that he's been using human growth hormone.

Recently, Michael Jordan and Magic Johnson criticized LeBron James for teaming up with two other superstars, instead of wanting to win a championship as the 'main man'. However, a shocking revelation has come to light, revealing that Jordan, Magic and Larry Bird in fact played together on the same Olympic Team.

The New York Yankees payed tribute to longtime owner George Steinbrenner, as well as public address announcer Bob Sheppard before Friday's game, leading Alex Rodriguez to wonder what his Yankee Stadium ceremony would be like once he's passed. After all he's done to 'finally bring the Yankees a championship', the slugger is almost certain it will be 'so much better' than anything they did for George Steinbrenner.

Cleveland has long been a tortured sports city. The Drive, The Fumble, a lengthy streak of futility and bad luck for the Indians, and of course the beloved Browns leaving for Baltimore have agonized the city's sports fans. LeBron James departing for Miami may have been the final straw, but things picked up for the 'Mistake on the Lake' last night, when Cleveland won an ESPY Award as the Most Depressed Sports City in the country.

Thanks to the recently completed World Cup, Major League Soccer is reaping some huge benefits. Reports from the league office indicate sixteen people are now regularly following MLS.

Baseball fans sat through a less than stellar 2010 Home Run Derby, where some of the sport's supposed top sluggers failed to even come near two 'hit it here' signs hanging in the outfield stands. Had one of the derby participants connected with a 'hit it here' sign, $1 million would have been donated to Stand Up For Cancer.

LeBron James has arrived in Miami, and the results are much worse than anyone could have anticipated. The weight of his ego, the likes of which have not been seen in some time, is already causing the entire city of Miami to plummet into the Atlantic Ocean.